<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Irony vs. Satyr — new on the shelf</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/</link><description>Bottles as they arrive at Soukenicka 1756.</description><language>en</language><item><title>Espadin Mezcal</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/espadin-mezcal.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/espadin-mezcal.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Agave</category><description>Roasted in a stone pit, so the smoke is a method, not a flavouring. 700 ml, 45.0%, 1 450 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Alpine Amaro</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/amaro-alpino.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/amaro-alpino.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Liqueur</category><description>Root, mint and bitterness. Drink it after everything else has failed. 700 ml, 30.0%, 780 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Maraschino Liqueur</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/maraschino.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/maraschino.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Liqueur</category><description>Marasca cherry with the stones in. Nothing like the syrup of the same name. 500 ml, 32.0%, 720 CZK.</description></item><item><title>London Dry Gin</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/london-dry-gin-classic.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/london-dry-gin-classic.html</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Gin</category><description>Juniper-forward and unambiguous. The gin a Martini was written for. 700 ml, 43.0%, 690 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Orange Curacao</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/orange-curacao.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/orange-curacao.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Liqueur</category><description>Bitter orange in brandy. The unglamorous third of a Sidecar. 700 ml, 40.0%, 640 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Rhum Agricole Blanc</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/agricole-blanc.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/agricole-blanc.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Rum</category><description>Pressed cane juice, never molasses. Grassy and faintly saline. 700 ml, 50.0%, 1 150 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Blanco Tequila</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/blanco-tequila.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/blanco-tequila.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Agave</category><description>Unaged, additive-free, and tasting of the plant rather than the barrel. 700 ml, 40.0%, 1 250 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Sweet Vermouth</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/sweet-vermouth.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/sweet-vermouth.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Vermouth &amp; Aperitivo</category><description>Keep it in the fridge. Yes, really - it is wine, and it dies in a cupboard. 750 ml, 16.5%, 490 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Single Malt, 10 Years</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/single-malt-10.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/single-malt-10.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Whisky</category><description>Orchard fruit, a little malt sweetness, no smoke to argue with. 700 ml, 43.0%, 1 290 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Reposado Tequila</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/reposado-tequila.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/reposado-tequila.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Agave</category><description>Eight months in oak. Softer, and it stops fighting the glass. 700 ml, 40.0%, 1 490 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Dry Vermouth</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/dry-vermouth.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/dry-vermouth.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Vermouth &amp; Aperitivo</category><description>Alpine and bone-dry. The half of a Martini nobody credits. 750 ml, 18.0%, 520 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Creme de Cassis</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/creme-de-cassis.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/creme-de-cassis.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Liqueur</category><description>Blackcurrant, thick and dark. One bar spoon changes a whole drink. 500 ml, 20.0%, 560 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Straight Rye</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/straight-rye.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/straight-rye.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Whisky</category><description>Dry, peppery, and the reason a Manhattan has a spine. 700 ml, 50.0%, 1 190 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Aged Rum, 8 Years</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/aged-rum-8.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/aged-rum-8.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Rum</category><description>Tropical ageing does in eight years what Scotland needs twenty for. 700 ml, 43.0%, 990 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Small Batch Bourbon</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/bourbon-small-batch.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/bourbon-small-batch.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Whisky</category><description>Corn-sweet and vanilla-heavy, with enough oak to stop it being a dessert. 700 ml, 45.0%, 1 090 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Bitter Aperitivo</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/bitter-aperitivo.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/bitter-aperitivo.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Vermouth &amp; Aperitivo</category><description>Rhubarb and gentian, coloured somewhere between sunset and a warning. 700 ml, 25.0%, 610 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Navy Strength Gin</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/navy-strength-gin.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/navy-strength-gin.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Gin</category><description>Overproof, so it survives contact with citrus and ice without going quiet. 700 ml, 57.0%, 990 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Overproof White Rum</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/overproof-white-rum.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/overproof-white-rum.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Rum</category><description>Funky, high-ester and unreasonable. Built for tiki and for float. 700 ml, 63.0%, 850 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Barrel-Rested Gin</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/barrel-rested-gin.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/barrel-rested-gin.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Gin</category><description>Six months in oak. Somewhere between a gin and a young whisky, and honest about it. 500 ml, 46.0%, 1 150 CZK.</description></item><item><title>Peated Single Malt</title><link>https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/islay-peated-single-malt.html</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://aldy-lab.github.io/irony/shop/islay-peated-single-malt.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2025 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><category>Whisky</category><description>Coastal and medicinal. Divides a room faster than politics. 700 ml, 46.0%, 1 690 CZK.</description></item></channel></rss>
